Sweet Rainy Night.

INT. SOFTLY LIT BEDROOM - NIGHT.

It's the sort of rainy that night lovers enjoy steamy embraces, and singles yearn for a lover's touch. It's pouring outside and the night is cold and windy. The occasional flash of lightening illuminates the room, casting a brief light to the tastefully furnished bedroom with the open windows, and the curtains blowing in the wind.

The air in the room is sweet with the scent of jasmine coming from the candle she placed on her dresser, far from the window. They lay entwined in each other's arms, losing themselves in passionate kisses and sweet promises. When they come up for air, he traces the curve of her waist with his fingers, savoring the softness of her skin.

HIM 

You're beautiful.

(he takes in her scent as kisses her neck)

So soft...

HER

(blushing, but enjoying the warmth of his body so close to hers)

Thank you...

HIM

You feel so good

(tracing the skin on her thigh, then gently kissing and nibbling)

So very sweet.

HER 

(She moans softly)

Mmmmm...

(arching her back and giving him more access)

He comes back up. Their eyes meet in the soft glow of the candle light. His eyes questioning her.

HER (CONT'D)

(in a soft whisper)

Yes.

He slowly trails his lips down her body, teasing her with his tongue. Spreading her legs wider for him, he laps up her juices.

Then he covers her clit with his lips and sucks it, pulling gently... over and over again. Sending shivers of delicious warmth through her.

She rocks her hips back and forth against his lips, loving the sensation, establishing a rhythm as he sucks her. She moans in ecstasy as she cums, her motions quickening as she holds his head to her pussy.

HIM

(Satisfied, he kisses her, letting her taste her juices. He laughs teasingly)

Good. Your tongue is cold.

HER

(Stretching in satisfaction, she laughs softly)

Your fault.

(craving more of him, she says)

Fuck me.

She wraps her legs around him and pulls him closer. He enters her.

HIM 

(moaning, lost in the sensations enveloping him)

Fuck...

He starts thrusting, long and deep. Watching her face as she enjoys his dick stretching her. Claiming her for himself with every thrust. Time stands still as they loose themselves in each other.

As the rain subsides, they lay exhausted and satisfied, basking in the aftermath of pleasure. But as the breeze finally blows out the candle, he mounts her again and she opens up for him.

Erotic Poetry

Barely fitting, 

I’m lost for words as I choke on your dick.

Hand. Mouth. Tongue. Throat.

Working double overtime for my satisfaction.

Feeling your dick expand in my hand and mouth.

Eliciting sounds I've been wanting to hear.

Your moans, music to my ears,

As I swallow your cum.

Dick still hard,

I stuff you inch by inch into my wet pussy.

Dick stretching me like a rubber band.

So this is what you feel like.

Such girth. Such depth. Such sweetness.

I’m loving this.

Excitement,

Spreading from my pussy to my brain.

My nipples, pointing in approval.

You hold my waist to keep me steady.

You support my thrusts with yours.

You tell me I'm doing good,

I fuck you harder.

You tell me you like it,

I like it too papi.

I do the squeeze and release as I fuck you,

Till you burst inside me.

I love the primal way you fuck me when you're cumming.

I love the taste of your cum and my juices.

 

Dear Missy’s Tech Support.

Dear Missy's Tech Support

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0. However, I've noticed a distinct slow down in the system particularly in the Gift Giving and Dinner Dates applications which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 7.0.  I would also like to report that Husband 1.0 uninstalled some very valuable applications such as Quality Time 8.5 and Words of Affirmation 7.5, which I cherish so much. He instead installed some applications that take up a lot of his free time like NBA 10.9, particularly Giannis Antetokounmpo 10.9.1, and MMA 7.0, particularly Israel Adesanya 7.0.1. 

Conversation 9.0 seems to have a virus because it has become one sided, with the occasional node-once-if-you-can-hear-me, in which I get a response after a not so gentle tap. And as if that's not enough, House Cleaning 2.5, particularly Taking Out The Trash 2.5.1, simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried Nagging 5.5, Silent Treatment 7.0, and Denying Sex 1.1 to fix these problems, but I have had no success. The only option left is Break His Coconut Head 1.1, but I think that's a little bit drastic.

Please help me.

Sincerely Tired and Desperate MILF .

Dear Tired and Desperate MILF,

We sincerely apologize for your troubles. But kindly note that boyfriend 7.0 is just an Entertainment package, while Husband 2.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the following command:

i-thought-you-loved-me.HTML.

Then download: T.E.A.R.S. 7.0.

After that, install the G.U.I.L.T 3.0 update. This is very important.

If these three applications work as planned, Husband 1.0 should automatically upgrade to Husband 2.0. Kindly remember that overuse of the T.E.A.R.S 7.0 application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.0, Happy Hour 7.0 and Beer 5.1. 

Please note that Beer 5.1 will trigger the download of the Snoring Loudly 10.1 (Beta Version) on default. Our research shows that you do not want that to happen. And whatever you do, do not under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 because it runs a virus in the background that will eventually take control of the entire system. In addition, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 7.0 program. These are unsupported applications that will crash Husband 1.0.

Husband 1.0 is a good program, but it does have limited memory and cannot integrate new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, Foreplay Before Sex 4.0, and Not Calling From the Grocery Store Because He Forgot the Brand You Asked Him to Buy 2.0.

Good Luck,

Missy's Tech Support.  

 

Mama Africa

Conscious. Gasping.

Energy, surging through me.

Out from me, and into you.

Reconnecting. Revitalizing.

Suck from my breasts.

Suck from my pussy.

I'll give you a mouth full,

So you will be blessed.

I see you're awakening,

To my sweet scent of ecstasy.

Not to erode,

But to reinvigorate.

Wade in my water.

Wade in my warmth.

Come out refreshed.

Come back for more.

I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant

There are many signs of pregnancy. The ones most popularized by Nollywood are nausea and missed periods. However, women experience pregnancy differently. Some said they felt like they had malaria. Others said they felt like they had food poisoning. Many said it was like constantly feeling full after a huge meal. 

The labor and birthing experience is different from woman to woman too. For some women, labor is easy and lasts only a few hours, for others, it is long and painful for up to 48 hours. While some women have vaginal births, others have planned or emergency C sections. 

So when we hear about women who had no idea they were pregnant, and then within 30 mins to 1 hour of entering labor unexpectedly, they still push out a full term, healthy baby, we tend to not believe it is even possible, but it is!

One young lady, Ada, said she came home from work with a headache and stomach pains. She was not a fan of taking painkillers or medication in general, so she tried to relax with the hopes of getting better. But she didn't feel better by the next morning. Because she had to go to work, she got up and went to shower. But 5 minutes into her shower, her stomach started to ache even more. She looked down, and saw a huge stream of water pour out of her. 

She called to her fiancé to come and help her, and next thing he knew, he was delivering his son in their bathroom! Ada said she didn't see a single sign of pregnancy and she was seeing her period the whole time. She confirmed she had gained a little weight, but it was nothing for her to worry about. Her son is 2 years old now and she goes for regular checkups so that she's not caught unawares again.

Ronke said she woke up that day, feeling normal, not knowing what she was going to experience. A few hours after getting to work, she started feeling some minor cramping, but brushed it off as nothing. The cramping gradually became a more painful throughout the day. But she still didn't suspect anything. a few hours later, she felt moisture, so she went to the toilet to check and saw that she was bleeding, so she thought her period had came early.

But towards the end of the work day, she couldn't take the cramping anymore because they were longer and more painful than before. At some point, she started to scream and her colleagues rushed her to the hospital. She gave birth in her colleague’s car in Lagos traffic, some minutes later. Both mother and child were pronounced fine when they were checked by the doctor.

When Susu turned 50, she was told she had officially entered menopause. She was already a mother and grandmother, so the news didn't worry her. This was why it came as a huge shock to her when she suddenly found herself giving birth to a baby. 

She said she had none of the usual signs of pregnancy and only felt some aches and pains leading up to the birth of her son, which she didn't pay attention to, or have any reason to suspect pregnancy because she was menopausal. She said it was weird to ask her first daughter to borrow the baby things she gifted her when she had her baby, but still, she and her husband were so happy to welcome their son whom they named Miracle.

Becky was 24 years old, and having back pains. The back pains had gotten worse, so she asked her boyfriend to follow her to the hospital because painkillers were not helping much any more. The doctor took one look at her and told her that they were going to admit her immediately because she was in labor. 

She fainted at the news, and when she came to, the nurse told her to pull herself together for her baby and push. She soon gave birth to a healthy baby boy. She said she had no idea she was pregnant even though she had gone from a size 8 to a size 10.

Another woman, Ade, said she was able to wear her size 10 dresses throughout her pregnancy, and she kept seeing her period which was sometimes irregular anyway. She had no real baby bump, and she was even on birth control pills at the time. 

It wasn't until she was writhing in pain over what she thought were period cramps that her mother asked if she could be pregnant. She said if she wasn't in so much pain, she would have laughed because how could she be pregnant? The pain continued and her water broke. She ended up giving birth to her baby boy on the kitchen floor. When she was later taken to the hospital and checked, she and her son were fine.

Now, even though all the women said they gained weight, they all said they had no other reason to suspect they were pregnant. Most confirmed their bellies didn't grow in any notable size to suspect pregnancy, and they saw their periods regularly. Most confirmed they didn't experience morning sickness or even feel the baby kick.

This is called Cryptic Pregnancy, and it is rare. Studies estimate that 1 in 400 or 500 women are up to 5 months into pregnancy before realizing it, and 1 in 2,500 women go all the way to delivery before realizing they're having a baby. A cryptic pregnancy is when you don’t know you’re pregnant. It can happen to women who have irregular periods, don’t know the common signs of pregnancy or get a negative result on a pregnancy test.

Anyone can have a cryptic pregnancy. However, you may be at higher risk if you:

• Recently gave birth.

• Have a condition like PCOS.

• Use birth control.

• Are in perimenopause.

• Have never been pregnant before, causing you to not know the symptoms of pregnancy.

The best way to prevent a cryptic/stealth pregnancy is to be aware of your body and sexual health. If you believe there’s any chance you could be pregnant, it’s always best to take a home pregnancy test or visit a healthcare provider for a blood or urine test. For more information, consult your doctor.

 

Talking Stage: Ladies, 8 Ways To Know If He Will Waste Your Time.

Many times, I hear stories of relationships/marriages that go south later on, and the question I always ask is, didn't you see these signs in the beginning? Trust me, the red flags are always there if you pay attention. So before you get attached to them, here are some tips that will help you find out who he is on time.

First of all, be clear on what you want in relationships/life because if you don't know what you want, others will tell you what you want and you will accept it even when it's terrible for you. To do this, write a list of what you want in a relationship. Split the list into 2 parts of compromisable requirements, and uncompromisable requirements. And please don't let it be some dumb shit like tall, dark and handsome and must earn 6 figures because trust me, when you’re in a bad relationship/marriage, looks and money won't matter when all you want is peace and safety for yourself and your kids.

When you first start talking to someone, it's usually because of a common interest. So if you run out of common interest topics to talk about early on, that could be a sign that you're not compatible.  And if they're already talking about sex, know that it's just as fishy as if you start talking about your money problems and asking for help in the initial conversation. It just might be a sign that he’s not as interested in you as he is interested in sex.

In those initial conversations, don't let yourself get carried away by sweet words or premature promises. For instance, if he says something like “I can already see myself in a relationship with you”, when the truth is that he doesn't even know you enough to be saying that. 

Get to know him better by asking open ended questions. Instead of straight up asking him if he has investments for instance, try this. “I'm thinking about investing, but I don't know where to start. Do you have any advice?” Men like to show off, so if he is financially savvy, he will give you an entire lesson of all the options he knows/uses. This is also a good way to find out his core beliefs about money. Does he have an abundance mindset or a scarcity mindset? Does he save/invest or does he spend lavishly? Does he have bad habits like gambling/betting/day trading? If he doesn't know about investments and/or doesn't have a realistic plan for the future, then run because money is an important part of any relationship.

Ask follow up questions to show that you're interested in getting to know him. Follow up questions will keep him talking and you can learn more about him. For instance, when you ask, “So what do you do for a living?” And he answers, “I'm a Full Stack Mobile App Developer.” Ask follow up questions like, “That sounds interesting. What’s it about?” and, "Do you enjoy what you do?” Now, from this conversation, you can learn that he’s smart and ambitious, and what his work values are. You’ll learn that he is good at problem solving and is open to learning new things, and he earns well. 

With more strategic questions like this, you can also find out if your interests align by talking about your interests and seeing how he responds.

In the talking stage, don't give away too much of yourself early on, especially, your income, next move and personal/family secrets. And please for goodness sake, DON’T SEND NUDES. If they ask for nudes or they send you dick pics, they're probably going to waste your time. 

If at any point, especially in the talking stage, he’s asking you how much money you have or is asking you for favors that a grown man should be able to provide for himself, then know that there is a possibility of financial abuse with a side of premium tears in the future. There are gold digging men too. The difference is most of the time, they’re not looking for a Chanel bag or a trip to Bali, they could be looking to clean you out financially if you are not careful.

Watch his facial expressions and body language. While it's good to watch his eyes, also watch his lips. The lips are just as telling as the eyes, it will also tell you the things he's stopping himself from saying. One time, on a date, in the parking lot, we passed by a Range Rover and I mentioned that I was going to buy one someday soon. This guy’s lips tightened. It was brief, but I saw it. I asked what the matter was, and you won't believe he told me that he doesn’t think it’s a good idea for me to have a car like that because his friends will laugh at him if his woman drives a better car than him (mind you, he does not have a car). What that told me is that he keeps foolish company and that with him, financial success will be near impossible because his ego cannot take it.

If that talking stage is lasting up to 3 months and things are not progressing, then he is already wasting your time. Men don't waste time when they see what they want.

Finally, Don't be ashamed to stick to your list. Men don't compromise on what they want in a woman, and women should learn to stop compromising as well. It's a disservice to you to see potential that is not really there. If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, don't let your pussy convince you it's a stallion.

Cheers.

Desire

 

My body is flush with desire, and I want more.

But before I can ask, you’re entering me again.

I feel myself stretching to fit you.

A glove made just for you.

Your fuck face,

Making me wetter.

And together we grind it out.

Fuck it out.

Moan it out.

The lust is taking.

The heat is sizzling.

We get our reward,

It's rapturous.

And when we’re spent,

I lay beside you,

As your lover, your equal and friend

For life.

Or until we're ready to go again.

I Make Love To You With My Words

Read my words and feel your loins stir.

Let them pierce your mind and conjure steamy images.

Know I write them intentionally to arouse you.

Let my words caress your body.

Goosebumps for every inch they touch.

Straddle you.

Kiss you all over.

Take your arousal in my mouth.

Milk it till the evidence is warm in my throat.

Still, all the words in the world wouldn't do it justice,

To my warm body spread beneath yours,

And my silky touch.