Sweet Rainy Night.

INT. SOFTLY LIT BEDROOM - NIGHT.

It's the sort of rainy that night lovers enjoy steamy embraces, and singles yearn for a lover's touch. It's pouring outside and the night is cold and windy. The occasional flash of lightening illuminates the room, casting a brief light to the tastefully furnished bedroom with the open windows, and the curtains blowing in the wind.

The air in the room is sweet with the scent of jasmine coming from the candle she placed on her dresser, far from the window. They lay entwined in each other's arms, losing themselves in passionate kisses and sweet promises. When they come up for air, he traces the curve of her waist with his fingers, savoring the softness of her skin.

HIM 

You're beautiful.

(he takes in her scent as kisses her neck)

So soft...

HER

(blushing, but enjoying the warmth of his body so close to hers)

Thank you...

HIM

You feel so good

(tracing the skin on her thigh, then gently kissing and nibbling)

So very sweet.

HER 

(She moans softly)

Mmmmm...

(arching her back and giving him more access)

He comes back up. Their eyes meet in the soft glow of the candle light. His eyes questioning her.

HER (CONT'D)

(in a soft whisper)

Yes.

He slowly trails his lips down her body, teasing her with his tongue. Spreading her legs wider for him, he laps up her juices.

Then he covers her clit with his lips and sucks it, pulling gently... over and over again. Sending shivers of delicious warmth through her.

She rocks her hips back and forth against his lips, loving the sensation, establishing a rhythm as he sucks her. She moans in ecstasy as she cums, her motions quickening as she holds his head to her pussy.

HIM

(Satisfied, he kisses her, letting her taste her juices. He laughs teasingly)

Good. Your tongue is cold.

HER

(Stretching in satisfaction, she laughs softly)

Your fault.

(craving more of him, she says)

Fuck me.

She wraps her legs around him and pulls him closer. He enters her.

HIM 

(moaning, lost in the sensations enveloping him)

Fuck...

He starts thrusting, long and deep. Watching her face as she enjoys his dick stretching her. Claiming her for himself with every thrust. Time stands still as they loose themselves in each other.

As the rain subsides, they lay exhausted and satisfied, basking in the aftermath of pleasure. But as the breeze finally blows out the candle, he mounts her again and she opens up for him.

Dear Missy’s Tech Support.

Dear Missy's Tech Support

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0. However, I've noticed a distinct slow down in the system particularly in the Gift Giving and Dinner Dates applications which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 7.0.  I would also like to report that Husband 1.0 uninstalled some very valuable applications such as Quality Time 8.5 and Words of Affirmation 7.5, which I cherish so much. He instead installed some applications that take up a lot of his free time like NBA 10.9, particularly Giannis Antetokounmpo 10.9.1, and MMA 7.0, particularly Israel Adesanya 7.0.1. 

Conversation 9.0 seems to have a virus because it has become one sided, with the occasional node-once-if-you-can-hear-me, in which I get a response after a not so gentle tap. And as if that's not enough, House Cleaning 2.5, particularly Taking Out The Trash 2.5.1, simply crashes the system.

Please note I have tried Nagging 5.5, Silent Treatment 7.0, and Denying Sex 1.1 to fix these problems, but I have had no success. The only option left is Break His Coconut Head 1.1, but I think that's a little bit drastic.

Please help me.

Sincerely Tired and Desperate MILF .

Dear Tired and Desperate MILF,

We sincerely apologize for your troubles. But kindly note that boyfriend 7.0 is just an Entertainment package, while Husband 2.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the following command:

i-thought-you-loved-me.HTML.

Then download: T.E.A.R.S. 7.0.

After that, install the G.U.I.L.T 3.0 update. This is very important.

If these three applications work as planned, Husband 1.0 should automatically upgrade to Husband 2.0. Kindly remember that overuse of the T.E.A.R.S 7.0 application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.0, Happy Hour 7.0 and Beer 5.1. 

Please note that Beer 5.1 will trigger the download of the Snoring Loudly 10.1 (Beta Version) on default. Our research shows that you do not want that to happen. And whatever you do, do not under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 because it runs a virus in the background that will eventually take control of the entire system. In addition, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 7.0 program. These are unsupported applications that will crash Husband 1.0.

Husband 1.0 is a good program, but it does have limited memory and cannot integrate new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0, Foreplay Before Sex 4.0, and Not Calling From the Grocery Store Because He Forgot the Brand You Asked Him to Buy 2.0.

Good Luck,

Missy's Tech Support.